January 2012
December 2011
How teens and adults text
piffington:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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nofucksjustknucks:
most inspirational tweet of 2011
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band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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2011 shows
It’s possible that there are some missing, but here they are:
Good Charlotte - 3/3
A Rocket To The Moon - 3/25
Of Mice & Men - 3/29
The Maine and Augustana - 5/20
Warped Tour - 8/1
Mayday Parade - 11/16
The Silver Comet - 12/12
I should make a list of all the shows I’ve been to in 2011. I think I’ll do that tonight… or now since I have nothing else to dp
defineyourspine asked: ∞
siljeeileen asked: ∞
Put a "∞" in my Ask Box and I'll shuffle my itunes...
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bare to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
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You guys remember the puppy we found on Christmas...
fuckyeahtattoos:
baaconnn:
This one:
Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so she took an x-ray and found that his intestines had flipped and he needed emergency surgery...
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Watch
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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polkadotpaige:
whaatsupfuckers:
tyleroakley:
geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
I just… I can’t.
what..
…um… wow
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before →
agracelamb:
Instructions: You should know these by now. 1: What do you put on hotdogs? 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? 5: Do you use your parking brake? 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? 7: Do you know how to play chess? 8: How often do you clean...